Officer please listen closely
He was disguised as the angel of light
His flesh was fine as snow
And he promised to fly me to paradise
I devoured his perfect poison
It burned my membranes
And coated my teeth in sugar
I was scammed foolishly
He helped carry my osmium sword
But then backed me into the corner
And placed the blade across my throat
He threatened to kill me unless I gave him my soul
So I did
Officer I didn’t want to die
Plus he gave me his word
To fly me to paradise and
Carry my osmium sword
— Vanessa Ferronato